Roger ‘The Notorious Thief of Shrimp’
Roger Lalonde aka the notorious thief of shrimp, Captain Roger Longshanks McKracken, age 45, is from the far away mystic waters of Cape Cove, with a bounty of a million pounds on his head! He is wanted throughout the Gulf of Mexico for robbing shrimp boats of their bounty and for posting closed signs on local seafood stores in hopes to corner the Shrimp market.
Captain Roger also claimed to have caught the largest shrimp ever reeled in at 325 lbs and named the newly discovered species after himself! Although the only documentation that exists is 2 photographs that clearly show the giant shrimp was plastic, the captains argument was that it was raining and that’s what made the shrimp look fake.